M.O.M encourages good old American stick-to-it-ive ambition with an emphasis on crushing as many good friends as possible under your cleats on your meteoric climb to glory via video gaming. Video gaming is chock fulla glory.
Each ascending level of MOMliness puts you that much nexter to GODliness. G.O.D being the next clan over in the Clan Cul de Sac. The more you post on the forum here, the higher your rank. The higher you get while posting, the less likely you’ll be to remember what embarrassments you posted while high.
There is a very special exclusive prize for any M.O.M who advances from one rank to the next. We can’t spoil the surprise, but it will empower you to not hold your breath for protracted periods of time.
You are a M.O.M in good standing but only because of the revised hairstyle. Also known as Thin Ice.
Friend With Benefits
Any other M.O.M must now regard you as someone he/she regrets knowing in a good way.
Either they pay up or they get a visit. No more Mr. Nice M.O.M, y’mook.
Y’alls got da paypah, y’alls got da flava, y’alls got a nine in yo pocket and a blunt out yo mouf’. Shtraight shtreet rollin’ old school M.O.M style, boyee.
You are now illegally employed cleaning dozens of unwanted emails from your personal inbox hourly. Under the table.
You possess the keys of the kingdom, you just don’t remember where you parked it.
You are strong. You are invincible. You are 99-cents with choice of medium drink for a limited time.
M.O.M Ranks 9 and above are classified. Check your local classifieds for M.O.M Ranks 9 and above.